The Bulldog is a filthy animal.

I hate bulldogs. They are disgusting creatures. They will shit in your bed. They will pee in your kitchen. They have all kinds of health problem from all the inbreeding. They are filthy filthy animals.

I tell you this because while Gators may wear jean shorts, the Georgia Bulldogs are some real jerkasses as well. The whole state is only good for a couple of things. Coke and the Black Crowes. That's it.

I hate Georgia. Do you who comes from Athens? Widespread Panic. I hate those dirty hippies. Seriously, can anyone ruin a song like Widespread Panic?

Speaking of which, I thought of a new t-shirt idea to sell at Widespread shows. On the front there is a cool hippie Widespread logo. I don't really care. Something that looks cool to someone on hallucinogenics. On the back I want to say "Jerry's dead. Phish broke up. What else you going to do?" Triplet get on it.

Anyway, back to the Bulldogs. They are just terrible creatures. Don't take my word for it (Although, you should. Have I ever lied to you?) go here and you'll find interesting things about bulldogs. Such as:

"Bulldogs are perpetual children: they never grow up."
That explains Odell Thurman.

"When left alone, Bulldogs can be very destructive."

"Bulldogs have numerous known genetic defects and are subject to various illnesses that affect many breeds. Common Bulldog health problems you may encounter include: elongated soft palate, small trachea, allergies, dermatitis, demodetic mange, eye lid anomalies, hip dysplasia and heart problems."
Other than that, I'm sure they're great.

And my personal favorite:

"Some of them have a tendency toward self-mutilation."

Does that mean we can count on some turnovers on Saturday?

Remember kids, any fight song with a banjo solo is clearly the best fight song ever.

Go Vols!!!