This may be the most painful jerkass I've ever had to give. Sure, I've had to give the Jerkass of the Week to some folks I love. Hell, I've had to give it to myself. But, I don't think a JOW award has ever hurt this much.
That's because these week I have to give it to three Vols. That's right. Vols. Janzen Jackson, NuKeese Richardson and Mike Edwards were arrested for attempted armed robbery early Thursday morning. That is jerkass.
It appears Mr. Richardson and Mr. Edwards needed some cash and decided to point a pellet gun in the face of three fellow college students and ask for their cash. Surprisingly, three college students had no money. Mr. Jackson told the others they needed to leave. At which point they jumped in a Prius and went back to their dorm. They were caught shortly their after.
These guys are just dumb. And being dumb is jerkass. Being dumb and costing yourself lots of money is really jerkass. Being dumb and not being able to play against Ole Miss or, most likely, for the University of Tennessee ever again makes you the Jerkass of the Week.
Have a great weekend folks. I got a full one planned. Tomorrow I got the Vols beat down of the Rebs, the Grizz loss and the Reigning Sound at the Tone. Sunday we've got the kickball tourney. Go Achievers!!! Go Vols!!! Go Grizz!!! Get crunk!!!
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